Happy wearin' o' the green to all my Irish friends! I'm your all-American mutt so I'm some percentage of Irish, a bit of this, a dash of that, some native American...etc. I like to pretend I'm more Irish than anything on March 17th but I can't fake the funk on Columbus Day, I'm not remotely Eye-talian.
P.S. The secret is that T.J. O’Pootertoot's famous Pooter Balls are people!