Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sexual harassment is not a laughing matter.

So last week I took an online sexual harassment training class at work and it while it was dull and too long it was also really funny. I removed any mention of my workplace. Now why don't you put on that sexy mini skirt and check out these screens from the lesson.

Maybe John's onto something. Perhaps we should more equally distribute our gays among America's great city like a fabulous and fierce natural resource. There could be children in the cornfields who need makeovers and don't have a local gay to help them!
That's so messed up I don't know where to begin. Everyone knows Eduardo prefers to be called an"uneducated Latino".
The correct answer was D, White people are selfish and greedy. Who let Roberto into the last secret meeting?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

This is owl you need for protection

Who wants an old fashioned scarecrow when you can protect your garden with this freakish owl like thing! This "life-like" owl hoots to scare away the dumbest of nature's vegetarians from your garden and can also be placed at your front door to greet "visitors in a fun, original way". Entering a house with this "very attractive and realistic design" tells your guests that you are not only a satanic owl-worshipping cult member but also have very poor taste in d├ęcor.

Owl will protect you.