Squirrels—nature's junkies

I just saw a really cute squirrel yesterday but I gotta say—they're all really tweaked out aren't they?! Squirrels are nature's drug addicts. They're always looking around all over and don't stay still. They're digging, looking for nuts (drugs), or just being otherwise sketchy. They start with acorns and before you know it they're snorting walnuts off oak tree bark.

So, next time you see a squirrel, be a friend try to get him some help.