Sexual harassment is not a laughing matter.

So last week I took an online sexual harassment training class at work and it while it was dull and too long it was also really funny. I removed any mention of my workplace. Now why don't you put on that sexy mini skirt and check out these screens from the lesson.

Maybe John's onto something. Perhaps we should more equally distribute our gays among America's great city like a fabulous and fierce natural resource. There could be children in the cornfields who need makeovers and don't have a local gay to help them!

That's so messed up I don't know where to begin. Everyone knows Eduardo prefers to be called an"uneducated Latino".

The correct answer was D, White people are selfish and greedy. Who let Roberto into the last secret meeting?

This is owl you need for protection

Who wants an old fashioned scarecrow when you can protect your garden with this freakish owl like thing! This "life-like" owl hoots to scare away the dumbest of nature's vegetarians from your garden and can also be placed at your front door to greet "visitors in a fun, original way". Entering a house with this "very attractive and realistic design" tells your guests that you are not only a satanic owl-worshipping cult member but also have very poor taste in décor.

Owl will protect you.

Sneak preview of Queen of New England

I'm heading to San Diego for Comic Con International and bringing issue one of the new monthly comic which I hope to get published. It's called Queen of New England and follows the adventures of a spunky young woman who is the black sheep of her prestigious family and trying to carve her own path in life. I thought I'd share the first page here and hopefully this is only the beginning. Caution for anyone easily offended, there is some foul language.

Panda says...

Remember kids panda says, “stretching makes you more flexible!” The more flexible you are the more delicious soy sauce covered foods you can fit in your belly!

Thanks to Caitlin for showing me this great sauce packet.

Native ornamentation

The Bradford Exchange brings us this ornament of a race of people who have been all but eradicated but their ability to make money lives on. Whether you love Native American imagery or some lingering guilt over their slaughter compels you to buy anything bearing their likeness—this is just the thing for you! What could be more graceful than vaguely Native American people adorning your Christmas tree or just hanging around daily? No portions of the proceeds will go towards any sort of charity or reservation so you can feel even better about your purchase.

Why get dressed?

This is perfect for those days when you're trying to for that, I-haven't-left-the-house-all-day look. It tells the world that you're a free spirit, not confined by fashion or the cultural norms of getting dressed. Whoever wrote the ad copy gets you and notes how it's "perfect for lounging or entertaining at home--even candlelight dinners". Indeed if you're wearing this "figure-flattering" frock around the house you probably look best in candlelight so live it up girl! It's not a muumuu, it's a statement.

Awesome video

This is a great song and the video is pretty dope too. Check it out all you awesome people out there!