Some sketches

I thought I'd share a few sketches that I've been doing as begin my next comic book. Hands are really my weak point so I'm trying to work on them. The guy isn't a character, just a random doodle (dude-le?)

I'm thankful for...

This year I'm thankful for having a blog reader, so thank you whoever you are. Ha ha. I'm also thankful for Lady Gaga and the tickets I have to see her in January. Where would the world be without euphemisms like "disco stick"? This is one crizazy beyotch and I wouldn't have her any other way.

Lunch Drawing 11-23-09

Here's a drawing I did at lunch today. I used to be better about sketching at lunch and haven't as much lately.

Kinkade strikes again

"The Painter of Light" is at it again, making schlocky art and attaching his name to consumer crap. The holidays are just around the corner and you may ask yourself, "how do I find the time to decorate a tree in the style of Thomas Kinkade's paintings?!" Well now everyone does. You just pull up this tree and voila, instant Kinkade-ification! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or have sold your soul to the "Painter of Light", your bases are covered with this bastardization of all things good and holy.

WARNING: Don't electrocute yourself while plugging it in—Thomas Kinkade needs you alive to buy more stuff with his whimiscal wonderlands on them!

The Kiss of Death!

Who doesn't love chocolate and those little representatives of candy love—the Hershey's Kiss!? Well you may not love them if you receive this lame ass Hershey's Kiss music box as a gift. Forget it if you've got a son, this one comes inscribed with "Kisses for My Daughter" and it's for the ladies. When you open this candy-less Trojan Horse Kiss it plays "Your Are So Beautiful". I guess it's to tell your daughter how much she reminds you of a big bottomed blob of chocolate?

Personally I'd rather have chocolate but maybe that's just me.

Coming soon...

Be on the lookout for some more musings on ridiculous ads and artwork that I hope to post. In addition I'm going to post a review of some great looking reusable glass food containers that I ordered from CSNStores.com. Not only do they have amazing living room and dining room furniture but they have housewears too. I love the Noguchi coffee table on CSNstores.com!

I'm very afraid of dioxines leaking into my food so I hope these glass containers fix thee problem.

33 Problems and a wish ain't one

Who hasn't made a wish and hoped it would come true? Well with Maria Duval's foolproof plan your wish can come true! All you do is check off the wishes you want to come true, mail it to Maria, mail back the large secret white envelope and voila—wish granted. I mean Maria has been "consulted by many international celebrities"and is a "holder of the highest honorary awards and degrees" so of course you're gonna see results. I can guarantee that if your wish is to make your money vanish it's bound to work.

If anyone tries it let me know if your wish comes true.